carry-on-my-wayward-butt: guceubcuesu: hey Watchu got there a skull that connects to my spine hbu
thelightsarebokan: life’s biggest mystery: how ronnie radke still has fans
grouprojects: titmuffins: grouprojects: being gay is a sin?? um actually bi = gay x straight sin = straight / bi the straights cancel sin = 1/gay times that by gay gay(sin) = 0 gay = -sin move the negative over -gay = sin so not being gay is a sin oops idk what you just said but thanks nerd
sycophancy: riddlemetom: unfollower: I like how sweden just decided one day that gender is fucking bullshit so they got a gender neutral pronoun and stopped separating boy clothes and girl clothes and have pictures of spiderman pushing a baby stroller in a toy magazine why isn’t every country like sweden you push that stroller sassy spiderman! you fight those bad guys girlfriend! you...
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gallifreyan-pizza: X-Men Avengers (that includes any of the individual characters movies) Batman Star Trek Star Wars And pretty much anything that’s action or targeted to guys A guy friend of mine today said it was weird that my friend had all the X-Men movies because she was a girl. Needless to say we almost threw him out of the car. So I would like to prove to him that just because we...
[[MORE]]I feel like crying again but fuck knows why
worship-the-emenator-because-she: sluttytobias: sluttytobias: what did earth say to the other planets? wow. you guys have no life. oh my god
Whenever something goes wrong with my car I realise what a shoddy excuse for an adult I am. I just call my parents and cry about how woefully unequipped I am to deal with grown up stuff
Just lying here crying at everything for no real reason like the hormonal mess I am
My money’s come in, all is well as long as I don’t run out of petrol on my way to the petrol station. Is it bad that I wanna get straight down to the shops?
Oh I’ve not been paid, wonderful. That’s really making me want to go into work now isn’t it? I was fully counting on being able to fill my car up today as well argh
waggington: legally an adult, mentally a squid
I want to sleep, but every time I shut my eyes I’m back at work taking orders. Fuck