I want to sleep, but every time I shut my eyes I’m back at work taking orders. Fuck
There’s a creepy cat watching me I don’t want to get out of the car send help
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Prank Artist of the Day: Jimmy Kimmel’s Lie Witness News Goes to Coachella
You’ve probably never heard of these Coachella-goers’ favorite bands, because they are too obscure to even exist! In the latest segment of Jimmy Kimmel’s “Lie Witness News,” concert-goers at this year’s Coachella music festival are caught pretending to be fans of made-up band names, including our favorites “Get the F**k Out of My Pool,” “Regis and the Philbins” and “The Chelsea Clintons.”
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These guys can no longer claim, women don’t know true pain.
I enjoy this post WAY too much
Call me malicious but I want every male politician who’s against birth control and abortion to get hooked up to one of these.
A+ gif usage
that gif makes something good into perfection
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if i dont text back its becuase i replied in my mind but was too lazy to physically reply and im really sorry im the worst kind of person
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I don’t know what’s making me feel so shit today. It just feels like one of those days where everything is gonna suck, like I was nearly 20 minutes late to work, now everyone is apparently working too slowly, I can’t keep a frown off my face and I’ve got to come back in this evening and it’s gonna be a busy night. I want to fast forward to Monday when I can enjoy my birthday and be surrounded by people I care about and not here.
